Where am I?

This is my spot in the ever-shrinking space of pure human expression on the lowercase-i internet. Be forewarned things said here will definitely be offensive in some way, at some point, to someone, eventually. Consider yourself informed.

This will be a real time view of how far my skills in coding will go. UPDATE: since I decided to make this page only a few months ago, I've learned a LOT more than I ever thought! I can honestly say I self-taught myself basic HTML, CSS, and soon Javascript (maybe).

Consider this always under construction. If I follow you, I am more than likely getting inspiration from your website.

Most of these links are half-finished. Feel free to click around and see what you might find. Thanks for visiting!